Page theft getting old...

Bobby "Huge Junk" Bracelet seems to have had someone redirect his page. Hope they rot in hell. This is getting old and after Pauly's site went through this I question Blogger security.

When porn gets old...

Between being down and quitting poker, I have also found that being single leaves me some free time to explore new masturbatory material... so without further ado... a list of interesting weekend arousal's:


Girl Next Door: Rubbed one out to the strip club scene
Aeon Flux: Got 2 out in the span of about 45 minutes
Varsity Blues: Whipped Cream Bikini!!!

Took a break and checked out this new hottie(NSFW)Bree Olsen. Yeah, Bree, I am single!
Back to my search for woody material...

Very Bad Things: Asia Carrera getting nailed (in the back of the head)
Into the Blue: Seriously, I don't remember a moment my hand was off my cock while watching Jessica Alba
Three Timing: Okay, so I snuck a porn DVD in but between Kinzie Kinner and Jesse Jane, a good extra hour of baby juice a building
Suicide Kings: Nothinggggg in here will arouse me except watching Dennis Leary beat some fuckhead step dad's head in with a toaster
40 Year Old Virgin: You know how I know you are gay? You didn't click this link to see Stormy
Shrek: Cameron Diaz as a princess(before Dusk) yeah, I did go there
Lord of War: Another one with no gratuitous nudity, but I still found the two models enough to nudge me to pop it out and polish it off

That covered a day off with no poker and very little porn, but I need to say, there were no bad beats. All good!

Tilt is ghey...Warning... negative, depressing post...

Anger management might be in store for my future. God knows poker isn't. After losing most of my roll online on my massive tilt-fests, our fucking government seized the remianing funds and one outters and coinflips ended my last hobby.

No one wants a bat beat story, but ever since my Aces (pokertracker had AA once in 379 hands and Kings once in 541) got cracked by a one outter, I just assumed I am not lucky. Well, just told myself that once again. I am ready to move on. Fuck poker. Fuck porn.

I need some ideas. I am sick of getting naked and dealing with the porn industry. Hell, I ain't getting laid in my personal life so I won't miss it much. I need a career. I need to just say fuck whatever I am doing and move on. Sad thing is, I don't want to deal with people. I like my sheltered lonely life to an extent, but the path is plain and leads no where.

What's a college dropout with nothing but management experience do? Suggestions? Ideas? Welfare checks? Ideas and comments welcome!

Well, until I hit Las Vegas and a craps table, good luck on the felt while I find something to punch.

I'd give you a dollar but...

Our cocksucking government seized it from NETeller.



They call it Full Tilt Suckout for a reason right?