Sick sense of humor

So Saturday after a few hours or movies, I hit up a NL $100 freeroll. I finish 20th. Out of 1800. Sick. Can't win a dime in any other games, but make $2.
So today...


And you wonder my life is on serious tilt? Who wants to be fucking lucky in two freerolls? Back to back times playing.

Buy this shirt cause I can't make money at poker...

This shirt brought to you because I can't believe people waste money on video games when they can just play poker and make money off me.

I hate poker

I hate poker. I hate suckouts. I hate idiots at the $200 SNGs. It's not fun. Same reason I dropped out of school. It got boring and I couldn't cut it. So like everything else, I went on a tilt induced bender (playing some damn fine poker) and still couldn't squeeze out a win. I thought I learned something from reading, studying, chatting, but everything in poker has gone to hell. So I donated my last $1600 to thte luckboxes and donkeys at FTP. May you all get cancer, hit by a car and live in comas the rest of your fucking lives. I am just sick of you. I am not lucky. And I accept the fact I suck without luck. So just because I learned to drop the hammer...


bust a pro...


and even fold quad aces preflop cause I prefer real starting hands...


... poker ain't worth it. I'll stick to getting screwed over by the rest of the natural world. Sick of getting it online too.

Bangs, out!