Yo Mamma!!

Is Wilder Valderamma as mucha joke as I think? His dumb ass show and his horrendous tough guy attitude don't even make me laugh. I have seen pasta that was tougher at Mac.

Summer Catch is the only thing I will ever watch again with this guy in it.

Miami Heat---Yay!!!!

USA Soccer---WTF???

World Cup Refs--- Burn you fucking idiots!!!

I am going back to bed.

Sum of my feelings

Made this line up in chat today and kind love it...describes me way to well...

"I feel like I have hit my quarter-life crisis where I hate everything, don't know what makes me happy anymore and think Xanax and Valium sandwiches chased with alcohol sounds like God's gift to the buffet line."

Need I say more?

Nice, I never saw this title block :-)

Wow, things become clear when you have smoke in your eyes.
I have some time to chitchat and bitch. So I have some turkey legs and jerky in the smoker. First and foremost, I realized I may never see Vegas cause well, I suck. Second, only time I have seen the fountain show at the Bellagio was in Ocean's 11.
Until now... Everyone can enjoy... Click "play" to play. Might have to twice.


As seen on Break.com

I really love this site, just random stupid shit. Even idiots get their 15 minutes of fame.

This is the greatest poker game ever! Makes me wanna quit...

As seen on Break.com


Had a great time at the Rock again. Played some 2/2 LHE on my live game Saturday night. Chattiest table I have been at yet. Plenty of donks, fish and drunks. But at least no one was just out right fucking retarded to the point I wanted to punch them in the back of the head. My wired 10s did nothing, never hit one draw, one flush... but on hour 3, my black Aces held up on a board of Qd Jc 3c 10c Ad.

Then very next hand.... Quad Jacks. No one hit a flush so I didn't get much river action. Four hours I left +$14.
I hate rakes.

I fucked up and didn't email FTP on time for the Dorm Junkies NL tourny. I am good at fucking up. Then lost my $30 free money at PP playing .50/$1.... You just can't win at that level. Sorry. You can. I CAN'T.

Well, go watch some video, I am gonna read some more SS2 and check my smoker. Anyone have some herbs I can add (wink wink) ?