When porn gets old...

Between being down and quitting poker, I have also found that being single leaves me some free time to explore new masturbatory material... so without further ado... a list of interesting weekend arousal's:


Girl Next Door: Rubbed one out to the strip club scene
Aeon Flux: Got 2 out in the span of about 45 minutes
Varsity Blues: Whipped Cream Bikini!!!

Took a break and checked out this new hottie(NSFW)Bree Olsen. Yeah, Bree, I am single!
Back to my search for woody material...

Very Bad Things: Asia Carrera getting nailed (in the back of the head)
Into the Blue: Seriously, I don't remember a moment my hand was off my cock while watching Jessica Alba
Three Timing: Okay, so I snuck a porn DVD in but between Kinzie Kinner and Jesse Jane, a good extra hour of baby juice a building
Suicide Kings: Nothinggggg in here will arouse me except watching Dennis Leary beat some fuckhead step dad's head in with a toaster
40 Year Old Virgin: You know how I know you are gay? You didn't click this link to see Stormy
Shrek: Cameron Diaz as a princess(before Dusk) yeah, I did go there
Lord of War: Another one with no gratuitous nudity, but I still found the two models enough to nudge me to pop it out and polish it off

That covered a day off with no poker and very little porn, but I need to say, there were no bad beats. All good!