False Advertising
Taco Bell does it... Subway and Burger King do it...McDonalds not so much.
Good looking fast food? Of course.. it at least tastes good. Value meals? 99 cents is a kick ass price. Hiphop and jazz music... we know it's racially profiling.
What I am talking about is good looking employees!!! Seriously... who is going to put that cutie in the back wrapping upa cheesey beef Mexi-Melt when she could be hooking me up deals on 99 cent burritos at the register?? I mean.. hello? Managers are you listening? Give the customers what they want!
Now if I can find a hottie to hook me up with with a Chili and Spicy Crispy Chicken Nuggets for 99 cents each, I'll spend every lunch for the year at Wendys until I get slapped with a restraining order. Wait..What's that? Oh.. already 99 cents each.
But where are the hotties? Where are the babes? In the back working their way up the corporate ladder with the normal repugnant staff I see at every fastfood joint?
You'd think Subway might have a babe baking bread and cookies for the lunch crowd. Or did Jared eat her? Did they lose a hottie at Burger King and decide it was cheaper to hire a brown bagger and just put a King mask on her for commercials?
I don't expect hot girls when I go to fill my belly with fast food. Mostly why they put in drive thrus... so you can see them from the waste up and pray you don't catch the wedgie in the stretch pants that are becoming common for fast food uniforms.
If the food was healthy, I'd expect people that like to eat it to look good selling it. I go to Smoothie King or Jamba Juice to get college girls that use the job to get a discount on Xenadrine and Hydroxy-cut.
So listen up execs. Before you really think the hot girls in your commercials are doing the selling for the fourth rate beef and shit you call sour cream stuffed in a paper-like tortilla, get real. I go for the crap food. To satify my belly, not my eyes.
PS Execs,
Seriously.... you are advertising a Taco Bell diet when the girl goes through a DRIVE-THRU... She'd have lost a lot more weight and probably for less if she'd gotten her fat ass outta the car and walked in! God forbid you promote people walking into those Roach Motels you call restaurants!
Good looking fast food? Of course.. it at least tastes good. Value meals? 99 cents is a kick ass price. Hiphop and jazz music... we know it's racially profiling.
What I am talking about is good looking employees!!! Seriously... who is going to put that cutie in the back wrapping upa cheesey beef Mexi-Melt when she could be hooking me up deals on 99 cent burritos at the register?? I mean.. hello? Managers are you listening? Give the customers what they want!
Now if I can find a hottie to hook me up with with a Chili and Spicy Crispy Chicken Nuggets for 99 cents each, I'll spend every lunch for the year at Wendys until I get slapped with a restraining order. Wait..What's that? Oh.. already 99 cents each.
But where are the hotties? Where are the babes? In the back working their way up the corporate ladder with the normal repugnant staff I see at every fastfood joint?
You'd think Subway might have a babe baking bread and cookies for the lunch crowd. Or did Jared eat her? Did they lose a hottie at Burger King and decide it was cheaper to hire a brown bagger and just put a King mask on her for commercials?
I don't expect hot girls when I go to fill my belly with fast food. Mostly why they put in drive thrus... so you can see them from the waste up and pray you don't catch the wedgie in the stretch pants that are becoming common for fast food uniforms.
If the food was healthy, I'd expect people that like to eat it to look good selling it. I go to Smoothie King or Jamba Juice to get college girls that use the job to get a discount on Xenadrine and Hydroxy-cut.
So listen up execs. Before you really think the hot girls in your commercials are doing the selling for the fourth rate beef and shit you call sour cream stuffed in a paper-like tortilla, get real. I go for the crap food. To satify my belly, not my eyes.
PS Execs,
Seriously.... you are advertising a Taco Bell diet when the girl goes through a DRIVE-THRU... She'd have lost a lot more weight and probably for less if she'd gotten her fat ass outta the car and walked in! God forbid you promote people walking into those Roach Motels you call restaurants!
posted by KrazyBangs at 10:47 AM
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