I hate poker

I hate poker. I hate suckouts. I hate idiots at the $200 SNGs. It's not fun. Same reason I dropped out of school. It got boring and I couldn't cut it. So like everything else, I went on a tilt induced bender (playing some damn fine poker) and still couldn't squeeze out a win. I thought I learned something from reading, studying, chatting, but everything in poker has gone to hell. So I donated my last $1600 to thte luckboxes and donkeys at FTP. May you all get cancer, hit by a car and live in comas the rest of your fucking lives. I am just sick of you. I am not lucky. And I accept the fact I suck without luck. So just because I learned to drop the hammer...


bust a pro...


and even fold quad aces preflop cause I prefer real starting hands...


... poker ain't worth it. I'll stick to getting screwed over by the rest of the natural world. Sick of getting it online too.

Bangs, out!