Wow, and you'd think popping cat treats might be a sign to stay home.


Ever have those days where you know things aren't going well, and the signs say stay in bed?
I had one of those. And guess what, I STILL went to the Rock for my Saturday night Sunday morning live play. After reading SS2 for the little things I wanted to work on, I felt good. Really good. Then my shift at the dorm started.

Ok, normally store bought sushi isn't that bad. Reasonable price, reasonable fish. WARNING!!
DO NOT BUY ANY ROLL COVERED IN SAUCES. Tuna, that wasn't tuna. It looked like a piece of asphalt, buried in sticky rice, seaweed, avocado, and wasabi and red pepper sauces.

Bastards.

Well, as I prepare to enter chat I take my usual cocktail of Ephedra pills and caffeine laced soda to kick start my eye awaking kick in the nuts, prepare for pornsurfers, feet freaks, and the interesting chats to follow.
So I pop my pills and chase them down and start screwing the cap back on the cat treats. Yes, you read that right. Cat treats.

So I have my additional protein for the day, and pop the right pills (good to know I still have 10 bottles of the banned stuff), and proceed through 7 hours of bliss and porn filled chats. All the while I been reading up on SS2 Limit and 08, and watching weekend reruns of WPT and other mindless horrible TV that's on a Saturday night. Yes!!!!!! It's 3am.

3:30
Hit the Rock and find the godawful late night crowd and zero parking. Spent more money on gas than on rake for sure. 1/2 has an open seat and I am down with my chips in a heart beat.
For those that don't know, Florida basically has a joke version of casinos. 1/2 2/2 LHE, then the Stud and Omaha is the same. Don't know don't care its all No Foldem Holdem.

So for the 4 hours there and 16 hands I played. I think my J 9o and trip 6s were my only winners. Cards were dead, players with 9 4o hit boats on my straight... just disturbing stuff.

So all night, I just wondered... How do you beat people at these levels? My AK and AQ always lost to the two pair, AA loses a 16BB pot when a J hits a board of 3 7 8 and after being re-raised, he has got the straight. I can let them go, but why can't the great cards ever hold up?

That's enough venting so down $50 I go and get eggo, sausage, syrup and make a monster breakfast. MBJ NL is tonight... wish me luck!